how to own a driving license in indonesia?

easy

step 1. win who wants to be a billionaire. it's billionaire with a b. not m.
step 2. go to the government, ask for a license. pay all your prize money. take the license. car not included
step 3. get out. run over someone's garden branch a few miles away from their house.

step 4. the entire village comes out. accuses you for paying your way out to get a license without a test. (paying is the only way really.)

step 5. get jailed. anal raped by strangers in masks... mostly the villagers whose dead branch you ran over.
step 6. get out of jail, because you have your driving license...trade it for pardon.

step 7. go back to step 1